i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
Shine bright like a washed nintendog